What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:06

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
RBC Canadian Open Odds, Picks, Predictions: Best Bets, Props, OAD - Lineups
No go.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do I identify fake friends in life?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives