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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

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No go.

So they tried

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Still no good

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Why is sin so sweet?

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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